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[reanimania]

post-game texts/calls/action threads

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Comments

[kaliedoscopes]

I have no idea, that's why I used it.

What do you think it's doing?

[reanimania]

I don't know. It looks like it's assaulting the other cat with underarm odor or something.

Or needles?

Maybe it's supposed to be some kind of light beam, that would be less weird.


I smell nice, you know. In case your subconscious was trying to say something.

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[kaliedoscopes]

うぁｔ

[kaliedoscopes]

That's NOT what I meant. I just use that sticker instead of typing "I don't know", because that's what stickers are for.

My subconscious doesn't need to speak for me because I say what's on my mind.

[reanimania]

Well, good, I hope it isn't!!

I'm just saying, that made it look like what was on your mind might have been "you have a powerfully offensive smell" or "I'd love to destroy you in a spray of needles", so it might be wise to use something more intuitive like a cat with question marks around its head to speak that particular thought!!

[kaliedoscopes]

I've used it before and wasn't misunderstood. [ Was he understood either tho, nope. ]

But I meant "I don't know" not "I don't know?".

[reanimania]

Hm. Maybe find one that's shrugging then?

[kaliedoscopes]

There isn't one and I like this sticker pack.

[reanimania]

They are cute, but you can use more than one!!

I'll keep an eye out, there's definitely a shrugging cat that isn't Garfield out there somewhere.

[kaliedoscopes]

I have butterflies and flowers too.

Who's Garfield?

[reanimania]

I know you do, which is why that argument didn't even make sense!

He's some rude cartoon cat that likes lasagna a lot? It's somehow a big thing in this world's pop culture for reasons I don't really understand.



Looks pretty insufferable if you ask me.

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[kaliedoscopes]

I still like the cats I have.

[ This continues to be a ridiculous argument, but hey sometimes you get really attached to certain sticker packs because being an old man + nostalgia. ]

I thought cats liked fish, but I guess it's an American cat thing? He looks irritating, but I don't really like pets to begin with.

[kaliedoscopes]

Having koi is more than enough.

[reanimania]

I mean, I don't think an actual cat would eat lasagna regardless of its nationality.

It looks like he's popular outside of America anyway.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/29/world/europe/garfield-phones-france.amp.html ???????



Oh, those are pretty.

[kaliedoscopes]

Western tastes are weird. Their food is strong and too sweet most of the time.

[ A pause while he looks at the article, wtf. ]

That cat is even worse as a phone and loud, not even in the useful way.

I'm not sure if we can get them here, but I miss them.

[reanimania]

I'm sure you can, I know I've seen them around.

https://coloradokoicompany.com/

Plus this is a thing that exists.

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[kaliedoscopes]

Hm. We have the room but Subete handles all of that. Thanks, though.

[ Hikage actually asks for very little, he just happens to be dating an over the top luxurious person to put it mildly. Plus the koi pond in Japan was kind of a gift so... ]

[kaliedoscopes]

There's more butterflies here, at least.

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[reanimania]

That's good! I think there's a lot to see there.

I'd like to see the mountains there in the winter sometime, actually. We get plenty of snow here but the land is pretty flat for the most part.

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[reanimania]

Oh!



Maybe?

[kaliedoscopes]

[ Hikage sends along a picture of his current view, which is a sprawling deck with a gorgeous backdrop of mountains. There's a cup of tea in the shot but not Hikage himself because he hasn't discovered selfie culture yet. ]

But I think inviting you over is a bad idea.



That might work. What pack is it?

[reanimania]

I didn't say I'd want to stay at your place.



Um

"A surly cat and a girl 3"

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[kaliedoscopes]

[ This is the closest he has to a shade of eyebrow raise, because spend enough time with someone and you pick up habits. Even in stickers, apparently. ]

2/3 actually

[kaliedoscopes]

[kaliedoscopes]

It has fireworks.