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[reanimania]

post-game texts/calls/action threads

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[reanimania]

I patented the Roomba 18 years ago, I've made lots of other more elaborate robots since then, many of which are commercially available! You could have checked!

I just

Thought this was one thing that still made me special, that no one could take away from me.

[ BUT APPARENTLY SUBETE GETS TO LIVE UP TO HIS FUCKING NAME AND TAKE EVERYTHING FROM HIM, SO THAT'S COOL ]

1/2

[kaliedoscopes]

Subete handles all of that, not me.

[ So any appeals will have to go to him because he is just an old man screaming latin at robots. ]

[kaliedoscopes]

[ So his first response is something along the lines of: "Yeah, that's what he does, what we do." because that really is their identity nowadays, taking whatever they want without a care for moral quandaries.

But luckily this is text, so he realizes that's probably not going to help things (he doesn't care about the right thing to say per se, see above). ]

You're both different, it's stupid to say otherwise. [ He's trying ??? ]

[reanimania]

Oh, I'm VERY aware of that.

[kaliedoscopes]

Then?

[reanimania]

Not being different isn't what I'm concerned about! Chicken Florentine and a moldy potato are different!!

1/2

[kaliedoscopes]

What's chicken florentine?

2/3 actually

[kaliedoscopes]

[ Wait he can google let's see... ]

Too creamy. Why do westerners add dairy to everything?

[kaliedoscopes]

You're not Dazai either, but that's arguably doing the moldy potato a disservice to be associated with him.

[reanimania]

What?

I mean, I agree I'd take a moldy potato over him, but what does he have to do with anything?

Also, that chicken is good.

[ even though in this metaphor he hates the chicken's shitty douchebag guts ]

[kaliedoscopes]

Weren't you comparing yourself to food? You're not a moldy potato.

I don't know if you're chicken florentine because I've never had it and it doesn't look appetizing to me.

[ #flawlesslogic ]

[reanimania]

Well, what do you think I am?

[kaliedoscopes]

Okonomiyaki.

[reanimania]

Is that good?

[kaliedoscopes]

It's a savory pancake which is better than sweet ones.

[ Okay he actually has logic here but him and food is a thing so it's hard for him to explain. ]

[reanimania]

I see...

[ He doesn't. It at least sounds like it's not too objectionable, he guesses... ]

[kaliedoscopes]

You should try it. It's good in certain occasions.

[reanimania]

What kind of occasions?

[kaliedoscopes]

[ He should have expected this question but it takes him a bit to reply. ]

A night out in Osaka. [ ...you should probably ask chat or someone else who's Japanese he's basically useless smh. ]

[reanimania]

Hm.

[ HE'S BEEN TO OSAKA since there's that science museum there but ]

[kaliedoscopes]

?

[reanimania]

I mean, I don't really get it, but I guess that's fine.

[kaliedoscopes]

I don't understand either. What did you want to be?

[reanimania]

Something you liked more often than that?

I don't know!! It was a dumb metaphor anyway, forget I brought it up.

[kaliedoscopes]

I keep being told I'm a picky eater lately.

[ He absolutely is, so maybe this helps? ]