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saphir wyon neis ([personal profile] reanimania) wrote2020-06-18 07:45 am
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HOUSE REFERENCES:
upstairs | floor plan
downstairs | floor plan
soupervillain: (laughing)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-26 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
REPLICATOR!!!

[ Saphir can't see the goofy grin that spreads over Giovanni's face when his phone lights up with the message, but trust me, it's there. ]

Oh my god, a game getaway with my best bro?? I am THERE!!! We've just been doing BOOORING foundation work over here, they won't mind if I take a week off!! Probably!! And if they do mind I DON'T CARE!!!!

(Because I'm evil!!!)

Just drop me the deets and I'll see you there!! This is gonna be AWESOME!!!
soupervillain: (dumbfounded)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-26 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Teleporting?? Man, they really rolled out the red carpet for you, huh?? No one ever teleports me!!! I mean, not that I need it, because teleportation is merely one among my many fearsome powers. But I can't do it halfway across this country!!! It's BIG!!!

So I guess we're doing this old school. But not to worry, my friend!! Giovanni Potage is a MASTER of ways to keep entertained on planes!!!


[ He is going to bring so many coloring books. ]

Hey, if you wanted to meet me at the airport, though, that'd be cool. Not because I'm worried about getting lost and stranded in the wilds of Minnesota!!! I just figured you'd want to see my handsome face as soon as physically possible. That's all!!!
soupervillain: (friendly)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-26 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
VIP kidnapping!!! You are living the DREAM, dude.

You think the business expense excuse would work?? I guess I could try to spin it as some kinda science retreat... but then you'd actually have to teach me some kinda science. I guess I'll just HAVE to learn how to clone myself while I'm there!! Oh well!!!

Chicago O'Hare, funky tunnel, got it!! Okay, oh man, this is super exciting. How's this??


[ He links the info of a flight leaving that coming weekend. Someone's eager. ]
soupervillain: ((fanart) proud)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-27 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ And come the weekend, there's Giovanni, excitedly hopping onto a plane in California and, several hours and coloring book pages later, making his way off another one in the great white north that is Minnesota. Luckily for the purposes of not drawing undue attention, he's not wearing his Banzai Blasters uniform (it's in the wash). His casual wear is surprisingly subdued: jacket open over an extremely cool T-shirt, jeans, boots, and his favorite black nail polish. Any post-flight grumpiness dissipates as soon as he spots Saphir, running over to crush him into a hug. ]

Replicator!! Oh my god, that tunnel, you were totally right, it's AMAZING! It's like you're in space! Rainbow space!! How did you know rainbow's like my third favorite color?
soupervillain: (wwellll)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-28 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmyeah, kinda boring, but it was neat learning a little more about the places in this world. Did you know Chicago invented this kind of pizza with a really big crust? I gotta get a longer layover next time so I can -

[ Giovanni peers closer at Saphir. ]

...You crying, Replicator? I didn't think you missed me that much!

[ Do they have to make these visits, like, a monthly thing? Weekly? ]
soupervillain: (smork)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-28 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He'll call him out wherever he wants, best bro privileges c: ]

Awwww, you totally diiiid, you big dork! Man, I can't leave you alone for five minutes!

[ Giovanni noogies him, grinning. ]

And you know what, yeah, pizza sounds awesome right now, actually. What say we blow this place and grab some? You drive?
soupervillain: (smug)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-29 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Psssh, only 'cause you didn't remember me. I bet if you did you woulda been blubbering every day, you weenie.

[ He follows Saphir to the parking garage, wheeling his pink travel suitcase and not making any more assaults on the poor man's hair in the interim. Once there, he eyes their conveyance with a twinge of jealousy. ]

Man! This is way nicer than my mom's car!

[ Then again, they are in the future. A future. Kind of. Man, thinking about weird time stuff makes Giovanni's head hurt, so he elects not to. Instead, he hops into the passenger's seat, buckling his seatbelt (safety first, even for criminals!) and then peering over to see the site Saphir's showing him. ]

Looks great! Crank that motor, dude, I'm starving!
soupervillain: (doom)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-30 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ After some of the tastiest pizza Giovanni's had in a long time (man! He's been giving this world and its culinary innovations too little credit), here they are, coming up to Saphir's place. Giovanni presses his face up against the car window as they pull in, fascinated. ]

Wow, nice pad! You've been doing pretty well for yourself, huh, Mr. Fancy Professor?

[ He hoists his suitcase out of the back, pauses briefly to admire the array of tools (he's no craftsman himself, but not knowing what they do just makes them more interesting!), and then scoots to follow Saphir to the door - but the bird comment stops him short. ]

You got a bird? What kind? An eagle? A cassowary?? Does it have large talons?

[ He is way too excited about the possibilities here. ]
soupervillain: (cape)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-07-31 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Giovanni may be easily impressed, but also, he absolutely does think the entire thing is Saphir's house. What does he know about home ownership? He lives in his moms' basement!

Slightly disappointed at the vanished promise of cassowaries, Giovanni shuffles past Saphir and his pizza box into the house's interior. The decor is tasteful, or at least, that's how a normal person would see it. Giovanni sees it as unforgivably boring. If he had his own place, he'd be sticking baseball posters up everywhere - and where's the mad science lab??

He doesn't say any of that, though. He's a good guest. He does, however, eye the cockatoo critically.
]

...Well, I guess her talons are pretty large.

[ You know. Relatively speaking. ]

Aaaaand okay, fine, she's adorable. Pretty birdy. Yes you are! Yes you are.

[ Oh, right, someone who's not a bird lives here too. And he's offering him the grand tour, which Giovanni is super up for, though he balks at the beginning of the next suggestion. ]

No way, dude, I couldn't sleep in your room! You're already putting yourself out by letting me stay here in the first place! Couch it is.

[ He slides his suitcase across the floor to the nearest couch, which it bumps into with a satisfying thunk. ]

All right, Tour Guide Replicator, lead on!
soupervillain: (oh wow)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-08-02 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Giovanni follows along, as impressed a tourist as Saphir could ask for, though at times he seems a touch preoccupied. But while any bed that's not in the shape of a race car seems like a missed opportunity to Giovanni, even he has to admit that Saphir's bedroom is extremely fancy, and he eyes the study with excitement once they hit the downstairs. Not quite as traditional a mad scientist lab as one might hope, but he'll take it!! Note to self: read all of Saphir's robot research later and absorb his powers.

He oohs over the pictures of Marona's room, but that reminds him of something he'd been meaning to ask, and Giovanni stands there awkwardly for a moment. He shifts from foot to foot, then blurts out:
]

Hey, uh. Did you really mean it, about wanting to have a sleepover? I wasn't trying to be - I mean, I didn't think you'd - were you serious?
soupervillain: (wwellll)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-08-02 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay. Cool. I just wasn't sure you'd want to, 'cause of how you're all fancy and I'm all, well... not.

[ Giovanni's face clouds for about half a second before returning to its usual wattage. ]

But you've really never had a sleepover before? Oh man, that's criminal, and not the cool kind of criminal like I am! We gotta change that! Stay up late, watch scary movies, talk about our crushes... Ooh, I brought nail polish!
soupervillain: (heheheh)

[personal profile] soupervillain 2020-08-02 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ As true as that may be, it's important to note that it's not too difficult to qualify as fancy by Giovanni's standards. This is the man for whom taping a knife to a baseball bat is the height of sophisticated weaponry. ]

Yeah, being with me when you're awake! I didn't know you wanted me around when you were asleep too! I mean, can't blame you for not being able to get enough of me, but if I drool on one of your color-coordinated pillows you've got only yourself to blame, bud.

[ Flippant words to the contrary, Giovanni is very obviously feeling the warm fuzzies right now. He grins at Saphir, any blips in self-esteem forgotten, and totally ignorant of the momentary discomfort he's caused the poor man just now. ]

So, anything else you've always wanted to do at a sleepover with your favorite boss? Ooooh, this is gonna be so much fun!

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