[ The bird says something back that sounds vaguely like "You're pretty," which, you know, is definitely not something Saphir has intentionally taught her to say to him or anything. ]
W-well, I meant more like a sort of... sleepover thing, but...
[ WELL, they can come back to his secret slumber party wishes later. ]
Right. [ clears his throat!! ] So, this is the living room, and you've met Rhoda. [ She chimes in with some loud chirps followed by something that sounds like "shade", but we all know what that's supposed to be. ]
That's the door to the deck back there, and my bedroom is through here.
[ Somehow despite months of looking at this house, I did not comprehend where his bedroom was until I just spent two hours looking at interior photos of every house on the block that I could find, but THERE IT IS, with big doors that open straight into it from the living room for some reason. It's got a nice TV mounted on the wall, a big walk-in closet, an attached bathroom with a fancy bathtub, and plenty of silk flowers.
Back the way they came-- ]
Again, here's the dining room and kitchen that we came in through... You're welcome to anything in the fridge, just let me know if we're about to run out of anything. Glasses are here, dishes are here, silverware's in this drawer...
[ Pointing each of these things out... From the kitchen's other entrance into the front hall, he shows where the front door and a half bath are, and then that hall comes back into the living room again because this layout is apparently fucking confusing, and he leads the way down the stairs.
Downstairs is a somewhat more casual living room with a big TV and a Switch dock, and a study with some computers and half-finished robots and piles of papers and a nice little library cove, with books separated into three distinct sections, ostensibly by who they belong to. There's a mini kitchenette and a bathroom, and one door in between them that's closed. ]
And this is Marona's bedroom here. I'm not going to go snooping in there while she's away, but trust me, it's very cool! We made a bunch of seashell decorations and things-- oh, wait, I should have some pictures. [ Gets out his phone and pulls up some photos from when they first finished decorating!! Clearly more effort and care went into this room than into the rest of the rooms here. ] See??
[ Giovanni follows along, as impressed a tourist as Saphir could ask for, though at times he seems a touch preoccupied. But while any bed that's not in the shape of a race car seems like a missed opportunity to Giovanni, even he has to admit that Saphir's bedroom is extremely fancy, and he eyes the study with excitement once they hit the downstairs. Not quite as traditional a mad scientist lab as one might hope, but he'll take it!! Note to self: read all of Saphir's robot research later and absorb his powers.
He oohs over the pictures of Marona's room, but that reminds him of something he'd been meaning to ask, and Giovanni stands there awkwardly for a moment. He shifts from foot to foot, then blurts out: ]
Hey, uh. Did you really mean it, about wanting to have a sleepover? I wasn't trying to be - I mean, I didn't think you'd - were you serious?
Oh, okay. Cool. I just wasn't sure you'd want to, 'cause of how you're all fancy and I'm all, well... not.
[ Giovanni's face clouds for about half a second before returning to its usual wattage. ]
But you've really never had a sleepover before? Oh man, that's criminal, and not the cool kind of criminal like I am! We gotta change that! Stay up late, watch scary movies, talk about our crushes... Ooh, I brought nail polish!
[ He blinks at that first part. He has a pantry full of Velveeta shells and drives a Kia; his fanciness really doesn't go very deep. As he has been... reminded many times lately... ]
You know I invited you here because you're my friend and being with you makes me happy, right?
[ Turning slightly red and tucking his hair behind his ear... ]
And I mean, I've-- slept within the vicinity of other people, obviously [ like in the bunks at the mansion and at the military academy! ], just... not like that.
[ Like That, yes, but it's very much not the same!!
...He looks slightly nauseated by the "talk about crushes" part of that, actually, but perks back up at nail polish. ]
[ As true as that may be, it's important to note that it's not too difficult to qualify as fancy by Giovanni's standards. This is the man for whom taping a knife to a baseball bat is the height of sophisticated weaponry. ]
Yeah, being with me when you're awake! I didn't know you wanted me around when you were asleep too! I mean, can't blame you for not being able to get enough of me, but if I drool on one of your color-coordinated pillows you've got only yourself to blame, bud.
[ Flippant words to the contrary, Giovanni is very obviously feeling the warm fuzzies right now. He grins at Saphir, any blips in self-esteem forgotten, and totally ignorant of the momentary discomfort he's caused the poor man just now. ]
So, anything else you've always wanted to do at a sleepover with your favorite boss? Ooooh, this is gonna be so much fun!
[ Is unconscious soup drooling a thing? Not that he loves the idea of regular drool either...! And since that has now been put forth as a possibility-- ]
All right, you're getting one of the spare pillowcases.
[ Anyway!! ]
That aside, I think you've covered the bases pretty well. [ And he clearly isn't an expert on these things himself anyway. ] But yes, there are some things I think I'd like to talk about later. ...Um, non-crush things.
[ ... ]
Tangentially, do you... think it would be too weird if we played the video game based on my world? I mean, I have Mario Kart too! And... er, a few other things that aren't really multi-player. [ Maybe shouldn't confess to having bought FE3H for the primary purpose of vicariously marrying his friend's potential father-in-law. ] But, you know, you could see the horses this way.
[ Look, he was kind of compulsively replying without thinking there, but he basically just acknowledged that what he's into is Men Hurting Him, which is entirely too real when he looks at his history, and now he has to live with that. ]
[ Not all his bodily fluids are soup okay!!! But he still doesn't want to regular-drool on one of Saphir's nice pillows, so he doesn't argue. ]
Your world's game? Um, duh!! I gotta see you in action! I mean, maybe not action action, you're not really the action-y type, huh? Guessing you're, like, the sidekick friend that gives the hero all his cool gadgets!
[ Is he close? He's totally close, right? ]
Also yes, I need to see those horses. Still not a hundred percent sure you didn't make them up. Did you know this world's horses are the same kind as in my world? That's two points for normal horses, so there!
...But we gotta watch an episode of my show after, okay? That's the rules!
[ Look, if you expect him to keep track of which are and which aren't, you're going to have to make him a list. ]
...No, I'm actually also a villain, as it turns out. [ But like, an actual one, even if he's usually portrayed as a joke, and he's had some mixed feelings about it. ] I hope when we get there that you'll keep in mind that this is very much in the future for me, and that I haven't personally done everything that version of me does.
[ Like, honestly, he wouldn't really care that much except that he feels like Giovanni might be disappointed in him for some of the stuff he gets involved in, so. (Though he's also pretty sure he'll think his titles are cool, so there's that.) ]
And yes, at this point I'll concede that my horses are atypical.
[ Even the other games in the Tales series don't have horses like that... ]
[ Anyway, watching an episode of whatever is presumably going to be much less of an undertaking than playing a JRPG, but it's kind of nice to share them both. Honestly, for people in their extraordinary situation, he feels like this is probably one of the most intimate things possible. Definite best friend stuff!!!! ]
I don't mind if you don't, just show me where to stream it.
[ Giovanni's instinctive reaction would be to declare how proud he is, throw his arms around Saphir, and maybe tear up a little, except... it looks like Saphir himself isn't all that excited about this development. That's troubling. Giovanni wants to ask what exactly Saphir's worried about him seeing, but there's probably a reason he'd rather have Giovanni experience it for himself. Plus, now he's just curious about the game and the world Saphir comes from in general. He hasn't really poked around at anyone else's media except his datefriends', so hell yeah this is going to be a Prime Bonding Experience!! ]
Oh yeah, no problem, it's all on YouTube. But let's totally play your game first! Let's play it now! Unless you wanted to do other stuff, in which case... let's do other stuff now!!
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